This Lipstick Does Guys A Favor!

Evidently, guys seem to have a hard time understanding women.  We want them to be mind readers, and figure out our many moods, but they can’t.  Some of them even find it difficult to tell when their girl is in the mood.  Well, after years of mixed signals and misunderstandings, there’s finally some help for guys–at least in the romance department.

Personally, I would think there are a whole lot of other ways that a guy can tell, but just in case, a California company created this emotionally activated lipstick that actually changes color as the woman is more and more aroused.  Once it hits deep red, you know she’s there.  It’s a guy thing, really!

How it works

Based on the same technology as the mood rings from the 70’s and 80’s, “Mood Swing” (as it is so aptly named) works by reacting with a woman’s body chemistry.  It even comes with a color chart so men can really know for sure how aroused their partner is feeling.  And, at $18.50 a tube, it had better be accurate.  Although I can’t imagine wearing this every day.  I mean, would I really want the guy sitting across from me in Starbucks knowing that I’m as hot as my coffee???!!!

What works for me

But, what I would wear–and truly appreciate–is some soothing lip balm.  You know, the kind you get at the drug store or sometimes — if you’re lucky–you receive it as a party favor.  Now that’s the kind of coverage a girl could really use.  That’s why lip balm makes such a fun favor for weddings, birthday parties or whatever.  Everybody has lips, and, as we all know, they tend to get dry sometimes.  Having that personalized lip balm handy will revive our parched lips and even protect them from damage.

So the next time you’re looking for a great gift idea for your guests, read my lips and get some lip balm.